My wife and I have watched a lot of “What Not To Wear” and she always thought it would be fun to get the makeover and the $5,000 shopping spree in New York City. I offered to help once. As we sat on the couch watching, I wiggled my fingers, pretending to type a letter, and said “Dear Clinton and Stacy, My wife looks like crap.” We both laughed, but somehow I still got smacked. I wonder if that letter would have worked?